Wednesday, July 13, 2011

The Naming of (his and hers) Motorcycles

The Naming of motorcycles is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a motorcycle must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.

apologies to T.S. Elliot

Ferguson von Doodlebug and the Sir Ronnie Corbett

14 comments:

  1. Do you think, they have a secret name for themselves, too?

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  2. I'm sure they do. One of mine used to be called "start you bastard."

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  3. I had an MZ-125 called "Oh no, not again, you lump of cast-iron shite!" and "So I suppose I'm going to have push you all the way home again, you bastard!". I suppose its third (secret) name was something along the same lines in East German.

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  4. With my interests in the Classics, I think I might have called them Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

    My Grandfather, Edgar, was a classicist too - he called his racing Rudge 'Barney'. Later, through his friendship with Walter Moore who had been at Norton, he was asked to ride the new NSU, which he christened 'Ychiffani' - although I have never been able to find out why.

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  5. Nikos old sport!
    They must indeed have names but you must tell us the origins of them.

    My Triple does not have a name yet but I was rather un-PC with my CBR1100xx. Her name was Grace Jones, because she was a Blackbird. Sigh...

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  6. How could you call a BMW after someone so quintessentially British? The little single-cylinder jobbie should be Adolf....he only had one!

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  7. There is an old Lithuanian proverb which is difficult to translate but says: "knowing a child's name does not make you its father."

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  8. Mine has a secret name for me

    "master with fat arse"

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  9. Dear Nikos:

    If there is a joke hidden in these two names, it thoroughly escapes me. I think the two you have picked are a might formal, unless they refer to famous British circus midgets, or something.

    I have developed a theme for the name of my current motorcycle and for future rides. Considering all of them will bust my balls sooner or later, I have named them accordingly. My first BMW was "Blue Balls." The current one is "Fire Balls." The next one will be "Steel Balls."

    I would be happy to develop a theme for you, if you wish, should you decide you want racier monikers for future bikes.

    I was be shaking you hand in the madness of a BMW Rally, in Bloomsburg, Pa — in eight days.

    I am beside myself with anticipation.

    When you come, could you bring me a few packets of Boots Cough Lozenges. (The orange in colour kind.) I will be happy to repay your kindness with highly devalued American dollars.

    Fondest regards,
    Jack/Reep
    Twisated Roads

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  10. Jack

    I would welcome a theme - I'll have my analyst's report mailed over to you.

    I will also visit Boots tomorrow - it's always a pleasure to see the pretty Cheshire lasses who work there.

    N

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  11. My own theme is based on three names: "What now", "now what", and "how bloody much"

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  12. Good names! If you could think of one (or three) to name my yoga mat, I would be very grateful.

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  13. Thought you would have gone for tou psilou & tis kondis which sums up the tall and short of it all.

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  14. Am I not a lucky one ;O) lovely present ;)
    Mrs. Nikos

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