Wednesday, March 6, 2013

NW Room 101 special feature

This occasional feature serves to fill up a gap in my blogging repertoire as otherwise my readership will become negative.

Just to be clear here, it's my blog and if I want to rant and rave I shall and salutations to you all!

FAQs

What is Room 101?

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is all pink and squidgy. What we have here is a selection from the NW roving camera during January and February 2013.

First off:

Jacuzzi tubs


Second:

Politicians with false smiles*
 Third:
Smiling people who take themselves too seriously....

Fourth:


Clothes shops that only cater for midgets
Fifth:



High speed rail that costs too much to use, destroys the environment and goes wrong frequently leaving me starnded at Cologne with no spare underwear
Sixth:


Sushi
*that would be all of them except those with wooden teeth

9 comments:

  1. If it is pink and squidgy - why do they call it grey matter - I wonder?

    I like your eclectic mix of photos Niko.

    And now we know why you've started carrying extra underwear in your coat pockets........ :-)

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    1. Remember Brandy that we were created by the blind watch maker?

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  2. Mr Nikos:

    Photo #3 is a keeper, you are usually so bashful

    and carrying spare underwear is good. You just never know when you may need it . . .

    as I look at those Jacuzzi's I am wondering what has happened to your bathroom project.


    bob
    Riding the Wet Coast

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    1. Ah yes, Mr bob skoot,

      Scots people please note that carrying any under wear is good!

      That jacuzzi was a collaboration between NASA, ESA and suzuki I believe.

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  3. I get exactly the opposite reaction to your dislikes, so that settles it, I'm coming to live in your Room 101.

    #1: Though that Jacuzzi tub looks like an Arthur C. Clarke spaceship turned inside out, the wife and I hope to be enjoying the pleasures of one tomorrow.
    #2: False smiles? Politicians here (Romania) don't even bother to smile.
    #3: Join us in the Jacuzzi - that way we'll need to heat less water to fill it.
    #4: A well-dressed midget would be a delight to see.
    #5: Stranded at Cologne with no clean underwear - what a party THAT was!
    #6: (I think there's a joke here which I don't get, but I'll eat the sushi anyway....)

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    1. I did not mention that the real room 101 is in Athens?

      Are you up for it?

      I'll courier the keys to you αμέσως

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    2. Ok, I'm always up for a challenge, as long as it doesn't involve anything too 'classically' Greek.....

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  4. Would pants in midget stores really be extra short? I think they would have their own sizing system single platform, double platform, stilleto...

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    1. I'm still coming to grips with the implications of your sizing system, me being in the spectrum of special size 110 in the catalogue!

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