| A lavish banquet awaits = this stale sandwich and concrete tart cost €50 | 
| Modeled on the Colliseum the feeding area is surrounded by votive offerings: the place is full of useless tat. | 
| On offer - music boxes from every muse | 
| Tablets of aural mass destruction from every corner of the civilised world and America | 
| Salivating cuddly toys | 
| Booze??? | 
| precious minerals | 
| A clay pig called Nico | 
| A clay pig called "Bob" | 
| Tribal motifs | 
| Not a mobile phone charger in sight | 
| A group of HD charioteers arrive seeking solace | 
| Departing scene taken from the stretcher | 
| Somewhere in Austria at 03:00 my bladder gives out again | 
| Somewhere after the Brenner Pass I wake up. | 
| The Radio data system picks up local transmissions | 
| Navigation is by the seat of my pants.... | 
| ...as the 2 GPSs and the cuddly turtle disagree constantly where to go next | 
| What joy - another retail outlet but this time in Italy | 
| Pasta | 
| more pasta | 
| Cheese | 
| ?? | 
| Sausage | 
| Scene at 09:30 - 25 coach loads of plebs who departed at 09:00 from Milan making their Sunday excursion to the motorway service area where I am in desparate need of a coffee... | 
| ..so we picked up this ghastly stuff from the fuel station vending machine! | 
| We are now in the car Ferry Line at Venice - just behind an elephant trooping act | 
| Or are they German campers? | 
| The chief Archaeologist. | 
| Wonderful Citroen DS | 
| and again from the front | 
| Someone appears to be taking a pee just behind the Triumph with a fuel cock | 
| Here we go - the only Ferry company that serves virgin Cretan olive oil for breakfast. | 
