Sunday, March 13, 2011

Mein Carnival

Team Nikos emerged from the house entrance onto the Carnival parade scene on Rhein Strasse a pig, a cow and a lanky chicken wearing 3 layers of thermal underwear as despite the blue sky and sun, the temperature was a trifle brisk around the gonads.  This year we resumed the full meatball catering service.  We did not make it too far as we met up with a Russian lady whose husband kept giving us vodka.  As the pig and cow cannot drink to excess unlike the chicken the chicken became rapidly pickled.


First things first - beer and meatballs

The camera is playing up again

The traditional Helau salute


Vegetarian alternative

Always good to see mounted police ladies in such fine fettle.


Mrs Nikos adores Carnival  - Helau darling.

Google buttocks protest


The camera has a glitch yet again - must be the fancy "face detection" function playing up


Only 30% proof, this stuff slips down a treat.
Trike with blue hair.

13 comments:

  1. You have a willful camera there, Mr Nikos. It seems to be drawn to kinky boots and mounted ladies.
    Sx

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  2. Dear Nikos:

    I have slightly risen from my deathbed to type this message. Please do not take ofense. In all likelihood, these are the drugs talking.But I find myself compelled to ask, "Who taught you how to take ass pictures — Michael Beattie?" I have a one-eyed trouser trout that can find a pleathora of ass pictures to take — even when that one eye is blind drunk.

    Leave it to the Germans to come up with an authoratative approach to the police. I saw an arrest made in hotel lobby in Munich one night, and the experience is still fresh in my mind.

    Now, with your approval, I'll go back to the death rattle in my chest.

    Fondest regards,
    Jack • reep • Toad
    Twiated Roads

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  3. Nikos........There is nothing wrong with your camera.

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  4. Obsessive concentration on the derriere is a sign of poor toilet training as a child.

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  6. Mrs Nikos clearly does adore Carnival. The paper mache sculpture of the woman bending over is clearly Wiesbaden's equivalent of a Candomblé orisha much seen in Brazilian carnivals. Anthropologically fascinating.

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  7. Ms Scarlet
    It's hard to miss them.

    Affer
    I could not find it - no need - enough on the Street.

    Jack
    Thanks for your positive encouragements - please keep taking the pills.

    Rog
    thanks mate

    Mrs Jessop
    You are most correct

    Mr Gadjo
    Thanks for the anthropological angle

    kind regards to all as ever, Nxs

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  8. And those are risque bad camera shots? For shame. No udder action, so it isn't misbehaving near enough. (That is the wine talking...)

    Lovely carnival! But no chicken shots!

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  9. Lori

    Modesty forbids me exposing the chicken to blog scrutiny. You will need a Facebook account to see it!

    xsN

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  10. I'm a bit worried that the lady on the 'Google' float might partake of the vegetarian option.........

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  11. Don't forget to up the resolution on your camera to max. It'll give you better ... facial recognition.

    Brady
    Behind Bars - Motorcycles and Life
    http://www.behindbarsmotorcycle.com/

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