How many Forums Must a Man Join Up To

...before they call him a man?

The answer my friend is you find out when you have a birthday...

1. We at BMRider Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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3. We at PPRuNe Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

4. We at BMW Boxer R Owners Club would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

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6. + 1 telephone call from a firm selling double glazing.

and thanks Adriana, Cara, Clarky, Highwaylass for the sms messages!

A Birthday Wish

To whom it may concern:

I would like a pair of locking pliers aka "mole grips" that are capable of removing broken stud bolts from the cylinder head of a BMW motorcycle*.

I know that I did wrong when I crossed threads and I do not have OCD like the person who set up this website.


*Nothing serious at this stage- just the attachment for the silly plastic head protector - expected to escalate into a complete engine rebuild knowing my luck.

Autumn Leaves

A trip to Vienna to become a Wiener Strudelbackerin leads to a pleasant afternoon ride on the Third Man film set ferris wheel.

Headstrong bikers ?

Quote from Kathimerini

Four in 10 motorcyclists in Greece do not wear a helmet, while one in three does not require their passengers to wear one either, according to the results of a survey by the Hellenic Motorcycle Federation (MOTOE). The figures published yesterday also indicate that half of Greek riders do not wear a helmet when the weather is warm.

Nikos says: Article fails to point out that of the 60% of Greek motorcyclists who do "wear" a helmet 80% of them sport it on the elbow?

Gioconda's Grimace

Otherwise known as a leisurely stroll through the streets of Athens.

High Flying Adored

After 5 minutes in the air I ask my pilot how long he has been flying - "12 years!" - Oh I thought, you must still have been wearing nappies when you went solo.

An Extraordinarily Large Overdraft is Born

At the flourish of a Visa card the average age of my bike fleet has been halved (almost).