Strangeness on the Flight to Madeira

I don't know about you dear reader but I find it good to fly to a new place on the national carrier to gain some insight into the local culture*.
So far then 30 minutes into the flight, the Portugese physique is that of a disjointed plasticine pin man (thus rendering the life jacket useless) and the diet consists mainly of hot dogs...



*Some exceptions include Nigeria and Turkey