Week 3 in a Travelodge and there will soon be a room named after me, just like for the Davidson family.
"By booking 12 months in advance, they pay £90 a week and have all housework done by maids while often eating at the nearby Little Chef"
Life cannot get better than that!
I stayed in a Travelodge this weekend. I can confidently predict the Manchester Central one will not be dedicating a room to me as I won't be crossing its vomit-aromaed threshold again. It's a nasty place with no hot water at all in room 15.
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