She's covered in foam but there's no water coming out of the nozzle thingy. Is she going to have to call a plumber and wait for him to come round to fix it before she can get the foam off and get into some clothes? We should be told.
I fail to see why men are attracted to women in showers. Surely la fete au bain is preferable?
I also don't understand why people think that my skills at tuning cars and motorcycles means that I am adept at domestic diy. The Hon. Bertie Cuthbertson was forever ringing me up and to tell me that, because I was good at tightening nuts, he wanted me to help get his plumbing to work.
Don't say you've traded in Mrs Nikos for a newer model!
ReplyDeletePerish the thought Richard!
ReplyDelete-;)
Ts, Ts... does Mrs N read your blog?
ReplyDeleteShe's covered in foam but there's no water coming out of the nozzle thingy. Is she going to have to call a plumber and wait for him to come round to fix it before she can get the foam off and get into some clothes? We should be told.
ReplyDeleteNikos:
ReplyDeletedo you want me to send over some soap which produce less suds ?
OR, are those edible bubbles ?
bob
Riding the Wet Coast
I fail to see why men are attracted to women in showers. Surely la fete au bain is preferable?
ReplyDeleteI also don't understand why people think that my skills at tuning cars and motorcycles means that I am adept at domestic diy. The Hon. Bertie Cuthbertson was forever ringing me up and to tell me that, because I was good at tightening nuts, he wanted me to help get his plumbing to work.
If she needs a plumber, I have a suitable tool. It's a bit of a wrench, but I don't monkey around.
ReplyDeleteDear Nikos:
ReplyDeleteI offer a special anti-sudzing service that simply requires candle-light and a bottle of Irish whiskey.
Fondest regards,
Jack/reep
Twisted Roads
I have tried, but my shower never looks quite like this......B&Q?
ReplyDeleteSonja
ReplyDeleteShe is flattered
Gadjo
I'm the plumber!
Bobskoot
Is food always on your mind even in the shower?
Dear Ms Jessop
ReplyDeleteAlways a pleasure - try solder fittings or push fit if you have a problem with your nuts!
Richard
You keep your monkey wrench in Pembrokeshire...but thanks for the offer!
Jack
Do the Irish make whiskey?
Affer
ReplyDeleteScrewfix
If that's a free gift, I WANT ONE!
ReplyDeleteBikerted
ReplyDeletePaws off!