awwww...I remember when my baby was still tiny enough that he could stick his head into the glass. Afterwards the only way was the paw, like yours. So cute.
Mr Riepe! A heartless suggestion, especially as one doesn't have to take sides with animals - indeed, when I was younger I owned both cats and dogs. People often visited to look at my puppies, and I used to have a lovely schnauzer.
Please forgive me, I meant no offense. I bet they stood in line to admire your schnauzer.
At present there are 250 pounds of dog (two) at my feet. They think about cats all the time. I take my cue from them. They must be defective dogs as they take sides all the time. They often vote against rabbits, squirrels, and chipmonks too.
The only cat within range belongs to the neighbor. The cat's name is "Bubonic," and it loves to sneak into my garage, and scent the contents of my motorcycle rag hamper. I think it must love me. I will try to return the favor.
Uncle NicK:
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to pick up milk with your paws. You should try it sometime. Much better to go for the Apple or Banana
bob
Wet Coast Scootin
The point is to lick the milk off the paw. Saves time because eating and grooming are done together!
ReplyDeleteThe eyes on the cat caught with a paw in the milk looks completely evil...
ReplyDeleteDid I miss something? What's with the World Cup?
Richard
Only soccer averse? The ex-Mrs Affer the 2nd's pussy was averse to anything connected with balls.
ReplyDeleteawwww...I remember when my baby was still tiny enough that he could stick his head into the glass. Afterwards the only way was the paw, like yours. So cute.
ReplyDeleteAffer: That's a (possibly deliberately) dangerously ambiguous comment!
ReplyDeleteDear Nikos:
ReplyDeleteI am a dog person. Try putting the glass of milk in the microwave, which should then be connected to a motion detector.
The dog delivers service, the cat criticism.
Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads
Mr Riepe! A heartless suggestion, especially as one doesn't have to take sides with animals - indeed, when I was younger I owned both cats and dogs. People often visited to look at my puppies, and I used to have a lovely schnauzer.
ReplyDeleteWell said Mrs Jessop, and I can only regret not being around when you were displaying your splendid puppies.
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ReplyDeleteDear Mrs. Jessop:
ReplyDeletePlease forgive me, I meant no offense. I bet they stood in line to admire your schnauzer.
At present there are 250 pounds of dog (two) at my feet. They think about cats all the time. I take my cue from them. They must be defective dogs as they take sides all the time. They often vote against rabbits, squirrels, and chipmonks too.
The only cat within range belongs to the neighbor. The cat's name is "Bubonic," and it loves to sneak into my garage, and scent the contents of my motorcycle rag hamper. I think it must love me. I will try to return the favor.
Once again, I beg your pardon.
Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads
Cats make very good welders, as can be seen on this site:
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My cats know to bury their shit in our mulch. Fertilizer / time saver. Brilliant? Hardly, just lucky, but it makes for a damned fine pet.
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