22,000 people pack into Vines ofGuildford to stand in line for the hog roast (elapsed time 3 hours) and then sit on nasty plastic chairs to watch video clips of Charley. I sit at the back sipping organic wine from own your own vineyard.com and chat to a chap with a Zumo whilst Charley answers questions from John Somethingbiginthebikepublicationworld. The herd then stands in line clutching their "By Any Means" volume for signature by an imitation plastic tree (elapsed time 30 hours).
I go home and skim through the CD Rom that Ted Simon had sent me and signed personally...
Where is he?? I see an elephant foot, this the plant infront???? mutation?? ;o))
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