E- Pidge - What the blazes is that?

e mail received today at Cosmos Towers South:

Preamble:

Welcome to our festive edition of e-Pidge, which brings you updates from across the University, news about Oxford's alumni events and activities, and information on the latest benefits available to alumni

Middle Bit:

A new discount in time for Christmas, Dick Pyle (New, 1962) is offering Alumni Card-holders the opportunity to adopt a truffle tree, and consequently own all the truffles it produces, for only £99 (usually £149). The ideal gift for any foodie!


Comment:

That solves my habitual Christmas present buying dilemna then - anyone important in my life will receive an electronic picture frame.