Not to be confused with the Isle of Wight where Queen Victoria went on happy holidays, we went to the Isle of Man for a few days away from the multiple stress factors in our lives currently. We chose to go after the TT week had finished as I don't like group riding. This is an interesting place to visit and it's ' not in the EU 
 Dinner:
Post dinner perambulation scenes:
Early next morning:
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| Let the high speed cat take the strain - It's less tha a 3 hour crossing from Liverpool to Douglas. The island is in the middle of the Irish Sea and about 2/3rds of the way to Northern Ireland | 
| An eclectic collection of vehicles waits at the Liverpool dock | 
| On board the Manannan, a Tasmanian built catamaran made exclusively from aluminium | 
| The author pointing in a scouse like fashion at the Liver birds. | 
| Here we are on the approach Douglas, the main port on the Isle of Man | 
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| It was not raining and was too early to check in at the hotel, so we went on a tour of the south of the island. | 
| First stop - the aviation museum - a timely poke in the ribs from Mrs N. indicated that we should not stop long. I like the three legs on the tail fin. | 
| Here we are at the Calf of Man | 
| This is the bike just in case you wondred how we got there! | 
| The proverrbial cappuccino and at least one gluten free cake. | 
| We did not exactly get a sea view at our Douglas sea front hotel | 
| Nestling behind road works, we discovered this lava cooking restaurant | 
| Queenies! Scallops! | 
| The cooking is diy on a hot lava rock | 
| Evening stroll along the Douglas sea front | 
| A manx cat of sorts | 
| Our hotel is there somehwere | 
| Octopus garden | 
| Mrs N may have spotted a siberian hampster but is not allowed to say *** due to local superstition | 
| The Manaman sneaks in to port | 
| The horse drawn trams run every 20 minutes along the promenande | 
| I recall my humorous elementary French motorists phrase book "mon postiilion a abeille frappé par la foudre" but keep my mouth shut as the postillion looks distinctly grumpy | 
| A coach blocks the way and the horse staring getting grumpy too - he had to be restarined by the grumpy condusctor | 
| This is not a manx cat - it's a fluffy one | 
| The tide is out and we stroll a bit to buy warm clothing | 
| The electric tram to Ramsey arrives | 
| We are relegated to the open sided trailer which is good as Mrs N can fiddle with the steering wheel. | 
| The Lowry like pin man blows his whistle for departure | 
| We are travelling north on the blue route- the route south in red is hauled by a steam locomotive and we'll do this next year. | 
| This is not Lady Isabella, the great water wheel mine water pump at Laxey but a smaller one used to drive a mill. We were a bit cold and decided to stay on the train to Ramsey. | 
| We took a quick flick around Ramsey beforer returning to Douglas | 
| The tram or is it a train runs close to the cliffs... | 
| ..and cuts frequently across the road | 
| WYSIWYG | 
| This is Snaefell Mountain taken in our hotel lobby but we will go there next year | 
| Our hotel, the Ellan Vannin and an impersonation of the "three legs of (enebriated) man" | 
| We went for a harbour stroll looking for more queenies | 
| This is the steam train station - a grand affair compared to the Electric Railway | 
| I forget what all this grub is now. | 
| This is monk fish, and queenies in curry sauce., | 
Post dinner perambulation scenes:
Early next morning:
| Trying to look pleasant at 06:30 in the ferry queue... | 
