My large over powering transcontinental BMW motorcycle has celebrated my recent birthday by treating me to an annual service payout event. The partially unforseen consequence of this has been that I was lent a scooter whilst the service people wiped around the oil filler plug and prepared a huge bill.
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| Here we are - a spanking new state of the Kymco art BMW C600GT in pomegranate blue. |
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| Knees rammed up hard against the joy stick redolent of me in a Blanik glider. |
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| Convenience in motion - a porta potty is provided - BMW think of everything then charge you for it. The lid is heated by the way. |
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| One blob or two: there are 2 heat settings. |
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| I found out what that red button was for - ejector seat. |
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Plus points: It goes well with a twist of the wrist.
Minus point: Impossible to steer with knees rammed up against the handlebars.
Is it worth £10,000? Not really.
