A lavish banquet awaits = this stale sandwich and concrete tart cost €50 |
Modeled on the Colliseum the feeding area is surrounded by votive offerings: the place is full of useless tat. |
On offer - music boxes from every muse |
Tablets of aural mass destruction from every corner of the civilised world and America |
Salivating cuddly toys |
Booze??? |
precious minerals |
A clay pig called Nico |
A clay pig called "Bob" |
Tribal motifs |
Not a mobile phone charger in sight |
A group of HD charioteers arrive seeking solace |
Departing scene taken from the stretcher |
Somewhere in Austria at 03:00 my bladder gives out again |
Somewhere after the Brenner Pass I wake up. |
The Radio data system picks up local transmissions |
Navigation is by the seat of my pants.... |
...as the 2 GPSs and the cuddly turtle disagree constantly where to go next |
What joy - another retail outlet but this time in Italy |
Pasta |
more pasta |
Cheese |
?? |
Sausage |
Scene at 09:30 - 25 coach loads of plebs who departed at 09:00 from Milan making their Sunday excursion to the motorway service area where I am in desparate need of a coffee... |
..so we picked up this ghastly stuff from the fuel station vending machine! |
We are now in the car Ferry Line at Venice - just behind an elephant trooping act |
Or are they German campers? |
The chief Archaeologist. |
Wonderful Citroen DS |
and again from the front |
Someone appears to be taking a pee just behind the Triumph with a fuel cock |
Here we go - the only Ferry company that serves virgin Cretan olive oil for breakfast. |