Spot the Odd Fin Out

Answers please on a post card. The prize will be the exclusive collection of Nikos' Historic aviation sick bags. The judge's decision will be final and only some correspondence will be entered into. Former emplyees of Dan-Air are not elligible to enter.

How many Forums Must a Man Join Up To

...before they call him a man?

The answer my friend is you find out when you have a birthday...

1. We at BMRider Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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A Birthday Wish

To whom it may concern:

I would like a pair of locking pliers aka "mole grips" that are capable of removing broken stud bolts from the cylinder head of a BMW motorcycle*.

I know that I did wrong when I crossed threads and I do not have OCD like the person who set up this website.


*Nothing serious at this stage- just the attachment for the silly plastic head protector - expected to escalate into a complete engine rebuild knowing my luck.

Autumn Leaves

A trip to Vienna to become a Wiener Strudelbackerin leads to a pleasant afternoon ride on the Third Man film set ferris wheel.