Spot the RAC Member

"Hello, hello - is that the RAC? Yeah well, I've broken down on the North Circular...suspected flat battery"

Not IKEA

8:58 GMT at the ACE - we are too late for mince pies but the British Breakfast goes down a treat.

Domino and the seven dwarfs

Business does not look good for the pizza delivery experts - mind you it's still Lent in the Orthodox church.

Nurse, pass the crimpers

11 days to go until the clocks go forward and we are all in pieces. The wiring of the auxilliary lights is proving trickier than I anticipated and the windscreen brackets do not fit!

How very strange

Riding Alone?

Storm what storm

Batten down the hatches against another Met Office wind up......

Hand Protectors

£22 well spent.

Out with the Delphi flasher

..and in with the self cancelling /same button cancel Kisan wonder.