Another Adenoid Hinkel "Project"

Heinkel Tourist


From the potential restoration project to an Africa busting Long Way Down contender: Probably not.

Steer, don’t brake… steer, don’t brake… steer, don’t brake…”

Nobody wants the Spanish inquisition: Your enemies in panic are: roll-off the gas, tighten on the bars, a narrowed field of view, fixed attention, steering in the direction of the fixed attention, no steering (frozen), or inadequate steering, and braking errors, and a fanatical allegiance to extreme road positioning....

Smartcruiser?

I always thought that the Smart Blade was pointless. This decal conversion at least retains the roof. I'm curious as to the views of BMW Motorrad regarding "passing off".

Sods Law Lives

Dear Kevin
I'm sorry that I have not completed my practical braking and counter steering exercises. I had been looking forward all week to Sunday morning and the solitutude of my favourite large empty car park. But no, 10:00 a localised and heavy volume of rain descended on Guildford (just look at the blue bits on the weather map).
B***** and Blast. No doughnuts.

I tried to think of an approach that wouldn't involve stroking courgettes

Catherine Townsend - is she real?
I must spend more time lingering around the organic vegetable section at Waitrose.

A Filing Cabinet from IKEA

Oh my God!

Competitive Dog Walking

A Swiss Sunday activity in the Jura but not for me.
Pour moi a brisk stroll from the car to the restaurant with distant views to Mont Blanc, a cheese fondu soaked up with a bottle of Pinot Noir.